Thursday, May 9, 2013

Brilliant! Superbly, ineffably brilliant!

Dr. Webb. I don't know why I ever doubted you. I received your email of Friday last, and though my manicure and facial was well under way, I heard my "android" phone (cousin It, I call him) scream at me from my pocket, and I retrieved him and asked him what was the matter. He then showed me the new book cover that your professional artist created. I must say, it is far, far better than the unmarketable "covers" you came up with. I told you, you get what you pay for. Your homemade covers were free, and therefore they were worthless. The professional cover was not free, and therefore it is superb. Chin up, Dr. Webb. Your writing is far better than your cover design skills. Well, it's adequate, at least.

Fair paying readers, behold the new cover!

Or, rather than forcing you to see it at amazon where the weak-willed among you might be tempted to purchase it again, here it is:


3 comments:

  1. Very cool. You're right Mr. Luista. The previous cover was garbage. It's a good thing you're here to keep this story on track.

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    1. Wait wait wait! In order to publish my comment, I had to "prove I wasn't a robot"! How is it that you can post here, Mr. Luista?

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  2. Please direct all questions to my publicist and ghost writer. I am very busy with affairs of immense importance, and have not the time to answer every little question from my adoring fans, as much as I love your money and attention.

    Magnificently,
    Siesta Luista

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